Saturday, April 8, 2017

Letting Go of the Cow-Creamer ~or~ Jeeves in the Offing*




I was originally going to title this post “My Last Jeeves,” because this is indeed the last Jeeves book in this project.  This was my plan as of a year ago when I decided to do the last few books in chronological order.  It turns out that it was only semi-chronological because, when I looked at the titles, I found this one came before some of the books featuring characters that do not recur.  Wonderful as they are, I wanted to respect the fact that I have spent a long time pondering the depths of human motivation with Jeeves and Wooster.  So here we are.

I dragged my feet writing this entry.  Normally I would blame the outside forces in my life (namely those that I produced following nine months’ gestation) but that would not be fair in this instance.  It feels very odd to actually be coming to an end.  The funny thing is that I never thought that it would happen.  Not that I’m expecting another trove of Wodehouse books to emerge, thereby moving the goalpost, but 2017 seemed so long ago on that cold January morning of 2009.  It feels almost shocking that here we are, in this Brave New World.

It also feels shocking that we have seen the last of the cow-creamer.  Those of you would are familiar with the Jeeves and Wooster scenarios will know that Bertie’s Uncle Tom has an extensive collection of antique silver, the most prized piece being an eighteenth-century cow-creamer.**  After seeing that object being the source of many attempted burglaries and the catalyst of other mishaps, I was about as shocked as Bertie was to learn that Tom consented to sell it.  Even though this book was written a full 14 years prior to Wodehouse’s death, it felt as though he knew in some way that this was a swan song.***

Knowing that this was the last of the new Jeeves and Wooster outings that I would read, I delighted in savoring some of the details that I’ll note below.  It was a great book, and I’m happy to have read it.

-On page 12, when describing his love of mystery novels, Bertie observes, “I can always do with another corpse or two.”  This line just tickled me, especially since I too enjoy tales of British people killing one another.

-Page 18 contains two of my more favorite Bertieisms: “aged relative” and “old ancestor.”

-Page 20 has one of the rare references to the time that this book was written (in this case, 1960): “It was like laughing lightly while contemplating one of those horrors from outer space which are so much with us at the moment on the motion-picture screen.”

-Bertie and I have a similar pet peeve: men who are in possession of a wide upper lip who do not grow a moustache.  To the end of my days, I will assert that this ultimately led to John Major’s downfall (p. 38).

-Page 55 has a wonderful play on words.  It will take a bit to set up, so much so that I know its snappy effect will be lost, but I need to note it.  There is a family called Cream visiting Aunt Dahlia and Uncle Tom.  During a conversation about the cow-creamer, the departure of one the clan’s members comes with these words: “… said the Cream, rising.”  When it’s in the moment, it elicits a chuckle, believe me.

I could go on and never finish this entry, which is admittedly a tempting thought.  But, much like death, taxes, and catching the cold that has afflicted the other three members of my family,**** I must accept the inevitable.  Over the last few months I have spent a great deal of time defending my project to myself (obviously, I ought to have settled this years ago, but timing has never been my strong suit).  The number one reason why I took this on is because I enjoy reading Wodehouse.  There are many things that would indicate that this is an indelicate choice given the political times in which we inhabit, the top one being that the majority of Wodehouse’s characters are white males who have known considerable privilege. 

My reply would be two fold.  The first is that we are so often told that one should write about what one knows.  Plum was a white male who grew up in a privileged world, so much so that he was even able to avoid the conflict that took the lives of many of his contemporaries.  This is what he knew, so does it make it invalid?*****  Additionally, and to me this is the more important point, these are incredibly kind books.  The bonds of family and friendship mean something to Wodehouse’s protagonists; Bertie is forever going on about The Code of the Woosters.  All of the action is set off by people trying to help one another.  While, for the most part, we’re not talking life-or-death situations here, one is also rarely faced with that in one’s own life.  We could all do a little more with hearing about people doing nice things for each other, and we could all benefit from increasing our store of Good Deeds.  Kindness and consideration are key to any Wodehouse book, and thank goodness for that.


*Read March 2017

**That is, a vessel designed to pour cream that is in the shape of a cow. 

*** That being said, perhaps he envisioned another appearance by the vessel, but we’ll never know. 

****I should clarify that this three are the human members of the family.  My two cats and my son’s newly acquired fish are not included, though they are very much a part of our brood.

*****Also, I wonder if he created this semi-paradise directly as a response to what went on, directly opposed to Hemingway’s jaundiced look at the world.  This will join the great list of Things I Will Never Know.

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